Tag: Chinese

  • Long Time No See

    The phrase ‘long time no see’ is one of the rare exceptions where it seems that English has absorbed a little piece of Chinese. In this case, the grammar. The sentence structure of 好久不見 (hao 3 jiu4 bu4 jian4) is quite unlike anything else in the English language, and it has been posited that it actually came from China, although other people think it came from native Indians in North America.

    Anyway, why am I writing this? I have been locked up indoors for two days, hiding from Typhoon Jangmi, slowly going crazy… and I decided to get back on the Chinese study horse, after a rest of a month or two. Need to work out some nice ways to get some decent study back in my programme, and the blog was the best approach – so, once again, I present Chinese Burn. Let’s see if I can keep it up a bit better this time.


    A map, showing the relative boredom levels of people stuck inside.


    On its way to Japan – take me with you!

  • Taipei Times – Dictionaries for Learning Chinese

    This month, I review two electronic learning aids developed for people learning Chinese. This time, however, they are produced by Asian companies.

    Read the reviews here:

    XCome Dictionary for Asus EeePC & Dr Eye Han Easy (html page) (pdf)

    Enjoy!

  • Boring Pie

    It has been a little while I posted anything outside of the Taipei Times, so that must mean that it must be time for … Gratuitous funny packaging shot!

    This is for Taiwanese brand ‘Boring Pie’ spicy rice crackers, which was hilariously funny, right up until someone pointed out the Chinese name ‘無聊派’ means the same thing! Hilarity ensued.

    “Digging into boring pie
    Getting out of boring time”

    The Taiwanese do see eating more as entertainment, and with packaging like this, who can blame them?!


    Boring Pie


    Please whoever checks English – never ever check this packaging.

  • Taipei Times – Chinese Learning Technology 2

    Taipei Times – Chinese Learning Technology

    It’s two in two weeks, as I am introducing the mobile section of my Chinese language review series.

    I do aim to catch up with developments in my new job but I have barely had a moment to think thus far – it is making DEM seem like a holiday, so far. Enjoy.

  • Taipei Times – Chinese Learning Technology

    Taipei Times – Chinese Learning Technology

    It’s been a wee while, but I am back on the writing bandwagon after a ‘sabbatical’ – or rather, a break while I got my head around changing jobs and going on holiday.

    But here it is – and this is something I want to make regular – a focus on learning Chinese technology for those of us not blessed by having Chinese parents.

    Tune in next week for mobile products!

  • Taipei Institute of History and Philology

    Our teacher, Austin, arranged a school trip for us today to visit the catchily-titled Taiwan Museum of the Institute of History and Philology. The name might not be world-class, but the exhibits certainly are, and they have a very nicely designed exhibition space. I was impressed.


    The Oracle Bones

    I was especially excited to see the ‘Oracle Bones‘, since I have recently finished reading the book by the same name by Peter Hessler, which punctuates his observations of modern Chinese people and the changes taking place in the society with a history of archeology in China. The ‘Oracle Bones’ are the roots to the written language, and were used by priests to divine the future, based on the inscriptions that they marked. It’s almost certainly worth another post, when I am feeling more academically inclined.

    Walking around the museums in Taiwan makes me think back to my Grandfather, who was an amateur scholar of Chinese porcelain. I have no doubt that if he was still alive today I would have weekly requests to visit the museums and gather information. He never had the chance to visit Asia, and sometimes I wonder if I am in some way finishing off his work. Certainly, I wonder if my interest in Chinese culture indirectly comes from my childhood memories of his precious collections – especially the Ming dynasty vase that my Dad thoughtfully dropped me into head-first when I was but a wee nipper. Again, a story for another day.


    Is there something we should know about?

  • Happy Lunar New Year

    Happy Lunar New Year everyone!

    新年快樂!

  • Totally Wonderful Miss Plumberry

    Here’s the latest literature that is gracing my bed side table – a hard-hitting commentary on children in the modern educational environment. Written by the controversial and outspoken British author, Michael Rosen, it plots the fate of a small child who decides, one fateful day, to bring a small rock into class to show to her friends. Little did she know the adventures that would ensue…

    Amazon link to the British version: Totally Wonderful Miss Plumberry

    Link to the Chinese entry of this article here: Chinese Burn

  • Chinese Burn

    After many months of almost getting my backside in gear, I have finally got round to creating a blog in Chinese. Finally, I hope that this provides me with an easy way to enjoyably prepare written work for my Chinese teacher!

    I want it to be a dynamic document, so if you are a Chinese speaker and have problems with sentences (which you will!) do let me know and I will keep it updated.

    Let’s see how I do!

    Link: Chinese Burn

  • Jonny the Voodoo Doll

    I have never had migraine in my life before very recently, but in the last month and a half I have been having about one per week. I think this might be related to sleep and being anxious about one or two rather big things, but it is still unsettling when a machine (my head) suddenly starts developing a problem it never had before.

    My Chinese teacher, Austin, suggested that she take me to see an Acupuncture specialist, and after a dizzy day of taking drugs prescribed last week, I packed myself into a taxi and out through the crappy weather. What she did not tell me, until afterwards, is that she has never had Acupuncture, and now I know why!

    The guy was really friendly and listened to my problems. We both agreed that much is probably sleep related, so he took my pulse, poked me a bit and came up with a programme for me.

    Now, this is the first time I have had Acupuncture. I am not particularly scared of needles, but of course what they neglect to tell you is that in every case they are trying to find the nerve. It’s quite difficult to fully describe what the sensation is like, but I suppose it is a mixture of electric shock, and someone attempting to pull out your nervous system through a small hole.

    In my case, I had four needles inserted, and every few minutes he would come in to twang and twist them, punishing me for sins I have yet to commit. Lord know what my friend Nick must feel when he has has fourteen inserted to treat his gut problems. It was painful enough when I simply moved my hand, so I hate to think what it must feel like in the event of an earthquake, with all the needles hitting your pressure points in unison.

    I am now pretty sure that the logic behind Acupuncture is basically scare your body into not having the problem again, but I have to say that after the event, if not exactly refreshed, I feel relaxed. Quite literally, I wonder if it is like pressing the reset switch and ‘flashing’ the memory.


    Prick.


    These ones hurt less.


    Pin cushion.


    This one was exceptionally painful. Twisted nerve.


    This one was painful in ways I can hardly describe. My hole body reeling in agony… and I was just so close to kicking the doctor in the face! Next time.