Medicine No Fakes – a funny sign in Macao
Month: April 2007
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Medicine No Fakes
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The Macao Run
I had been to Hong Kong several times before but never Macao, so I was really excited about hopping on the ferry with Jade and checking it out. A quick 50 minute hop over on a choice of catamaran or jet foil, the first thing that greets you is the enormous Sands gambling resort, which I am almost positive could be seen from space – even without the night time neon.
One half of Macao is this rather pathetic replica of Las Vegas, but it was the other half I came for. Staying in the East Asia hotel – a place that had clearly seen better days – we were in a good position to step out and see the old town. My Mother – perceptive as ever – had compared the place with Bury St. Edmunds – a small market town near to Cambridge.
I can see what she means (although anyone from outside East Anglia may have trouble making the connection!) – the town square is just slightly too tarted up, with the McDonald’s concealed behind a colonial building facade and local boy racers dragging by in their rice rockets. Outside the centre, it takes on a much more southern European feel – indeed, I felt some similarity with Mexico and Guatemala, which is hardly a surprise.
Overall, a very nice and laid back place and a very pleasant place to spend a day walking around.

Macao – an amazing collision of colonial Portuguese and local Cantonese cultures
King of the Castle
The view from the town centre towards the horrific – HORRIFIC – new casino
Rather more classic Vegas style neon. The Chinese visitors seem to stick to this part of town, whereas the westerners can be seen taking in the colonial sights.
Bulbs powered by burning money inside
Dozens of pawn shops outside selling expensive watches to pay for the good times
Bamboo scaffolding on a Portuguese church makes for an arresting sight
Stopping for a rest
Jade and I chill in one of the small squares
The Arabian Barracks – did the Portuguese host Arab soldiers?
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Hong Kong with Jade
Jade and I managed to jet off for a quick weekend in Hong Kong and Macao, before all the crazy stuff begins to happen in the next couple of months with her job – she’ll be spending rather a lot of time in Beijing from now on. Unfortunately, she managed to visit for the first time just a few days before while on business, but for once I have to thank her workaholic boss for showing her only the airport, client’s office and hotel.
I am a relative expert with this place, so we managed to tick off a few favourites, as well as my first trip into the New Territories – far, far more pleasant than I ever would have expected. Indeed, it reminded me of Yangming mountain in its scale and beauty, and I came away rather impressed and relaxed having spent a day on the amazing public transport and taking in some cafes and nature. Somehow managed to forget to take any photos though!
I was pretty amazed and delighted to bump into Lorenzo after a cool night listening to African funk at Yumla. He forgot to tell me his new phone number, so he took a wild guess as to where we might be and we met him in the street, which was a pretty cool feeling.
On the cable car up to The Peak
Jade surveys the city
Do not climb
BEN & JERRY’S IN HONG KONG. CHUNKY MONKEY! -
Wulai Road Trip
Grabbed a few guys for my birthday, and we blasted out of Taipei to enjoy the waterfall in Wulai…
The don
Chaney gives turns on the charm
Reflecting upon things.
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Ju Ni Sheng Ri Kuai Le
Happy Birthday to me!
My third birthday in Taiwan, and for you stat fanatics out there, I am 28 years old.
Thanks for all the cards, gifts and cash pay offs! 🙂
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Windows on Taiwan
Growing up in the West, there are many things that you assume to be universally acknowledged as a Good Thing, but this is not always the case. Windows are a nice example; in the West, they add greatly to a living environment and raise the value of property by allowing light in and a view to be presented to the lucky inhabitant.
Here, they seem to be a necessary evil, added as an orifice for the air conditioning units. If the small size of the windows was not enough, very often a layer of dark plastic is applied over the top to stop too much natural light in, and bars are then drilled into the fabric of the building. People have explained these bars in various ways – for security, to stop babies falling out, and so on – but I am positive it is much more culturally ingrained than that. I am just sure that the link between the inside and outside world is much less obvious here.
In general, people seem to place much less emphasis on the outward appearance of a dwelling, focusing instead on the interior decoration. This is not always the case, as there are too many stylized European villas and castles to explain it that way, but there is something different going on with the relationship.
Enjoy the view -
Guts
Eat delicious Guts! -
Korea
Other countries in Asia – Japan, Hong Kong and China – I had already developed a relatively strong impression for well before I moved out East. Korea, on the other hand, was a place for which my perception has definitely been influenced by my Taiwanese compatriots. That is certainly not to say it is a well-formed and balanced opinion, since it is mainly based on A. the spicy food in the restaurants here B. the Korean soap operas that are all the rage here, and C. gossip from Taiwanese girls that all Korean girls have had plastic surgery.
Thankfully, except for the spicy food, all my perceptions were readily challenged by what I experienced!
One of the main reasons I wanted to head out here was that Daniel Fertig, one of neighbours while growing up, had moved here with his wife Michelle and kids Anna and Sumi. I had not really ever had a chance to chat properly to Michelle and Dan and I have plotted pretty divergent courses up to this point that we ended up on the same side of the world together. It sounds strange, but it is nice to know that someone else is going through some of the same things that I am, and that my parents and his parents can talk about our strange stories.
The writing is on the wall – Korean grafitti
Jade leaves behind the spiciest meal of the holiday
Shoes
Admiring the roof
One thing I liked about Korean buildings is they seemed to use much more colour than in Taiwan or certainly Japan; though I suspect it might be because they repaint regularly.
Jade enjoys one of my jokes
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High contrast
Not at all Korean, but I thought it looked cool in the clear sunshine – shame it did not have Korean writing on it!
Shiny door nobs
Jade smiles for the camera
The middle aged men of Korea were super cool. Aleays kind of hanging around, and often dressed in the most wicked suits you could imagine.
I want to be him!
Building bridges
Hanging out in the markets
Obligatory motorbike pics – this guy really went to town
Similarly mental mods as the Taiwanese
Jade looks radiant
More shoes
Korean Ginseng
Sliding doorsOne of the pleasures of the trip was hanging out with super cute Anna and Sumi … we went up the cable car to check out the view and it was a grand day out!
Stomp
Anna – just slightly bolder
And Sumi – very shy, but adorable! ( I hope I got them the right way round..)
Are we going up there?
Dad Dan looks pleased
Ridin’ the cable car
Cheap kicks had by all
Now what?!
DOG DOG!!!
Sipin’ on the Sunup
Jade and I on top of the world -
Stone Deer Trail
The Stone Deer Trail is spoken of in legendary whispers amongst our mountain biking circle – few had completed it, and even fewer knew what the conditions were after leaving it for a few years. We dabbled with the idea of taking a large group to tackle it, but with impending bad weather and mixed reports of the trail’s status George, Mark, Norbert and I (visiting from Germany) stepped out at 4:45am to take the bus into the mountains.
Mark and I mentally prepare ourselves for the climbThe weather had gifted us with cool air and clear skies, bags were laden with Power Bars, Snickers, litres upon litres of water, spare parts and first aid kits, and in the warm sunshine of the morning things were looking good. The first kilometres of riding were simply fantastic, weaving up through the hills, up until the point that my lungs started trying to exit my body via my nostrils. The climbing.
Team photo!
Winding up through the French Alps
Feeling pleased with ourselves in the sunshine, munchin‘ on ChocolateThe ascent got more and more extreme with the increase in altitude. Rocks became bigger, the trees loomed down upon us and gradually, the first of the hike-a-bike began in earnest. My sharp road saddle was already cutting into my shoulder and the weeks out of the saddle were beginning to haunt me. It was with some hilarity and amusement that we met the first of the rope climbs; cameras at the ready we happily snapped away, laughing at the idea of hauling ourselves up with our arms.
The price of old rope
Selective vision
RockyAfter passing through the saddle of the range, and munching on further Snickers bars, we began the first kilometres of epic descending. With the gradient with us, the sun shining through the trees and bamboo forests rushing back past us it really was one of the finest half hours of my mountain biking life. We took it in turns to lead and it was a pleasure to follow the tail of my compatriots as leaves were kicked up by the rear wheel in a plume that must have been directly lifted from a computer game. Gorgeous, sumptuous, luxurious descending.
Singletrack nirvana
Mark my words, it was fluid
Pictures are better than words – mine anyway!
Indiana Jones – it’s safe, honest!
The one mechanical failure of the day (except for me popping a spoke near the end) – not a bad setting!The trail began changing for the extreme when we reached the bridge. 120m across and probably about the same above the torrential water below, it was quite a sight to see it gliding off into the distance through the canopy. Mark took the lead and walked over – I could almost sense his relief on reaching the other side. After Norbert reached the other side on two wheels it was clear that I was going to have to do the same thing, especially with George watching over my shoulder! The first ten metres or so were easy, but then the canopy suddenly gave way, and with an abrupt change in acoustics and that strange feeling of infinite parallax in your peripheral vision, a strange sense of elation and fear gripped me. With no way to stop, I had no choice but to continue this semi-religious cycling experience to the other side, and safety.
Bugger off
Built in the 1920s, you say?
… by Taiwanese?Pausing at an abandoned police station for more glucose-laden treats and snouts, we neared the area where the first of the land slides had occured. Before we got there, we had to negotiate some more switch backs – this time with rather larger cliffs on our side. Mark had warned us that at the exact moment we felt like we could accelerate was the precise location of a hairpin turn, with a backdrop of a 200m cliff. I managed my way round the corner, but with my body tiring and my nerves wilting I had a wee bit of a crash a few hundred metres further on, luckily without any usual cliff jumping antics.
And then we meet the first group of hikers, and the rope heading up the hill. The sun was beginning to beat down on us and to the shrill, enthusiastic screams of the Taiwanese walkers we lifted the bikes onto our shoulders and began the climb, rope in hand. Several different techniques were developed for carrying the (bloody) bikes, but at the end of the climb everyone’s expression told the tale – one slip, and we were fish food. And much more climbing than this, and our bodies would shut down.

Redefining the words ‘Mountain Biking’
Panorama – click the pic for a bigger view
Mark’s face tells the story
Mark does a stirling job on the second descent / ascent of the day. This rock fall was so severe, and the ground so unsteady we decided to dismantle the bikes.After two major sections, our bodies were screaming and we were seriously beginning to lose concentration and motivation. On top of that, we were beginning to keep a closer eye on the time – the light was beautifully warm, but we knew our chances of getting back to the waiting bus if the sun set. It was with these thoughts on our mind that we rounded the corner to a scream of dismay from the leading rider – a river crossing, followed by a huge climb up what looked like another vertical face. We stared in disbelief, seriously considering hiding our bikes and returning the next week, and hardly in the mood to record the event with any photos.
With a push, Norbert lead the climb and managed to negotiate his way up the slope, the major distraction and danger sadly became the over-enthusiastic locals again, who began tugging at the ropes and trying to pull the bikes off our backs. I personally came quite close to saying some pretty rude things as they ran up and down the rocks in front of us. This was absolutely not the time for being a happy Brit abroad.
Still, we persevered and eventually reached the summit – by rights the zero point of the trail as we had made a net altitude gain of precisely zero metres. It was with immense relief that one of the team heard a motorbike and with it the realisation that we were back to fully maintained trails away from the reaches of the Taiwanese landscape trying its best to return to the sea.

If Jesus rode…
Not a happy camperSpirits lifted as we began our last few kilometres of singletrack descending. Norbert lead the way with me giving pursuit. The site of his BMX legs flailing, leaves flying and the bike flying was simply marvellous. It is amazing how quickly the human body can recover given no more than a hit of adrenalin.

Biking in heaven – click for a bigger viewWith the sun setting behind us, we finally returned to the waiting bus. We left, but not before taking an extended dip in the hot springs. Swigging on cans of victory Coke, the team was jubilant, the bikes were intact, and we were certainly ready for the ride back to the relative concrete safety of Taipei.

Human Shabu Shabu
The ride home, above the clouds – click for a bigger viewLocation

Northern Taiwan
The Stone Deer TrailGoogle Earth – Stone Deer Trail Beginning
Google Earth – Stone Deer Trail End… and if you check the date, it looks like we were the April Fools!
I need to make a special thanks to Georg, who happily ignored our cries to STOP taking photos and provided the wonderful photos for this post!