Tag: Technology

  • Tips for Creating a Successful Chat Roulette Party

    Chat Roulette is the latest darling of the internet community.  Connecting you, via webcam, with random users from around the world, it takes all that is miserable, squalid and immoral debauched about the internet, and conveniently gathers them in one place. At the slightest hesitation or lull in conversation you or they have the power to ‘next’ them into oblivion, never to be seen again.  Naturally, I had to get this projected on the wall and invite a bunch of people round to celebrate my birthday.

    You don’t need an economics degree to guess what type of users we encountered most frequently.  The original idea was to get everyone downing a shot each time they saw a guy’s junk, but we would have ended up completely hammered in 15 minutes.  What we did do, was settle on  a system of serve, volley, smash that had myself and most of the party howling with such belly-aching laughter that the police arrived to break us up.  It only seems fair to share our process:

    1. Combine Webcam and Lamp into a ‘Weblamp’

    We set up the web cam attached to my desk lamp, so the spotlight, quite literally, was on you while filming was taking place; is there a product idea in there?  This gave everything the element of theatre, as the spotlight swung around the room in search of its next victim.

    2. Get any guys away from the webcam

    Sorry fellas; when the camera was on us, we would get ‘nexted’ within fractions of a second.  Since most of Chatroulette is frequented by guys in their underpants, this comes as little surprise.  Get rid of the guys from the initial view.

    3. Recruit some girls; preferably dressed as nurses


    In the invite, I asked everyone to wear something silly, or bring some sort of disguise.  Georg’s girlfriend, Sharo, dived in feet first, and came dressed as a nurse, and simply ruled the party.  As soon as we shifted focus onto these guys, the retention rate of users went sky high, and we instead could begin the hunt for some unsuspecting prey.

    4.  Delegate typing to a third-party.

    The second element in our armoury was Armando, who first crafted coquettish, flirtatious come-ons for the guys on the other end of the tube.  Lulled into a false sense of security, they must have thought they had found Chatroulette utopia … but this all ended abruptly when Armando begin unleashing vitriolic Chinglish slurs in their direction; “show me your eyeballs gothy man!”

    5.  When ready, unleash a German with a fake willy.

    Georg delivered the fatal blow, time after time, jumping onto screen with a hideous fake willy attached to the front of his apron.  Playing the role perfectly, the room repeatedly erupted in laughter and screams, as the faces of the victims either dropped in disgust, or split with their own laughter.

    6. Let the room say ‘hello!’

    If the person was game and stuck around, this was a perfect moment to invite the rest of the room to say hello.  We got some appreciative thumbs up, waves, and then sent them on their way with a deftly timed ‘next!’

    It was certainly an unusual party, and one that I am pretty sure we will not be repeating (!).  At least while the paint was fresh on the website, it was dead good fun to get involved.  It was interesting to see how much it felt like being on the internet in the early days again, what with the clandestine chats, poor connection and frequent crashes.  Gotta say – thanks to Georg and the girls for being such good sports, and Abe and Armando for going to all the trouble of printing life-size photos of me, with three different lengths of moustache, no less.

    Some more photos of the chaos:

  • Tokyo RFID

    RFID noodle ordering in Tokyo – drop your ‘ticket’ on the sensor zone on the table, and the waiter knows where to come to drop your food.  Japan is just so thoughtful about these things it makes me want to pack my stuff and move there.

  • Borneo



    “Borneo”

    I have always liked the name of the place, associating it with adventure and danger, with Tintin and mysterious happenings in the jungle. Right up there with Zanzibar, Madagascar, Peru and Tazmania in the adventurous naming competition.

    It comprises territories from Brunei, Indonesia and Borneo, and is wedged into the water between peninsular Malaysia and Singapore, Indonesia and the Philippines. As is often the case in Asia, my geography is a little off-centre, and the northern tip of Borneo is actually further north than that of the mainland (in more news to me, Wikipedia says it is the third-largest island in the world). Since I had a pile of Air Miles to get ride of before the end of the year, I decided to fly business-class to the capital of Sabah – Kota Kinabalu – taking a night in Kuala Lumpur on the return leg.
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    Beyond the impeccable branding, I was also drawn by the news that I could bag another peak, in the form of Mount Kinabalu. It bills itself as the highest peak in South-East Asia at 4095m, and a fantastic addition to Yushan, which I climbed just recently (3952m). I was therefore a little miffed to discover, right after I booked flight tickets, several mountains in Indonesia significantly higher. Onwards and upwards, as they say.

    The other major pull to the island was Sipadan; reputedly location for some of the best Scuba diving in the world. When I learnt to dive in 2003, my Swiss instructor eulogised about the place, and I have since heard it mentioned in hushed tones by those in the know. Add jungles, food (and hell, free flights) and it was a pretty easy decision to pack my bags and go.

    Kota Kinabalu

    First leg on my little adventure was Kota Kinabalu – capital of Sabah. A pleasant, if sleepy, little town, it was a good base from which to strike out into the jungle and mountains. Bombed by the Japanese in WWII, it was far from architecturally charming, but it more than made up for it with its vibrant markets and fresh seafood.


    Holy mackerel, Batman.


    These chaps look way better under water.


    Taking a rest.


    Red hot chilli peppers


    Flying south for the winter.


    Loved the market building.


    Rows of tailors with immaculate sewing machines.


    Charming chaps.


    Fascinating to see the obviously incredibly rapid shift to cell phones. Rows of pay phones, and yet only one stool left. How long til they paint over the wear marks on the wall?


    Bright colours abound. I am positive Taiwan has invested a similar amount in the actual buildings, and yet just a splash of paint and a bit of care makes such a difference.


    I want to buy this car and cruise around in it, causing trouble.


    … and onto the next location (this time with Air Asia; such fall from grace!)

    Mt. Kinabalu


    View from the road, prior to the climb.

    So what, it’s not the highest peak in SE Asia: but after my interest was piqued by climbing Yushan in Taiwan, I felt the urge to climb me some more rocks. The overall set-up is not dissimilar to climbing Yushan; you start hiking at about 1800m, hike for 3-4 hours up to the hostel at Laban Rata (3273m), and again get up extremely early to take in the sunrise at the peak at 4095m – about 100m more than the Taiwanese peak.

    Especially after climbing Yushan with associated altitude sickness issues, I was a little more prepared, packing Diamox and Aspirin tablets. The grading was a little steeper than Yushan, with more rocks and roots to clamber up, but in some ways I found this easier than spreading the ascent over a longer incline. Combined with slightly warmer temperatures, and the fact that the hostel provided all food, water and bedding, I reached the lodge in tip-top shape and enjoyed a chilled afternoon watching the clouds float by, fed and watered with provisions that the constant stream of sherpas were bringing up.


    Watching the clouds roll on by.

    Awaking in a shroud of cloud, the ascent was still lit brightly enough by the full-moon that we barely needed head-torches. The most technical sections were laced-up with climbing ropes, but in actuality they were neither as exposed nor as technical as the ones on Yushan; the massif of granite was far more stable than the shale in Taiwan.

    Drugged-up on Diamox (note for future reference: it’s a diuretic) we maintained a pretty good pace. Such a good pace, in fact, that we arrived at the summit with forty minutes to spare until sunrise. Clouds and rain met us at the top, and we spent the remainder of the time shivering in the cold, willing the sun to rise over the horizon and return some warmth to our bones. Rise it did, burning away the cloud cover an
    d affording us fantastic views up the South China Sea and over to the forested interior of the island. Warmed up by the flurry of photographic activity, we lingered a while on the peak, but eventually gave in to the nagging from our obligatory guides to head down.


    5:10am. Cold. Wet. Tired.


    Waiting an eternity for the light to break through.


    The clouds on the horizon seemed to rise at the same rate as the sun!


    Skywalker – admiring the fabulous view.


    4095.2m = Low’s Peak


    Contour lines.


    The scale of the place was amazing – those specks on the edge of the granite shelf are people, and a sign pointing towards the top.


    The granite plateau transition made for some amazing live cloud formations – imagine these rolling by as if over an airplane wing; I could have stayed here for hours.


    Sun blind


    Moonscape


    Ships in the night.


    Life perseveres.


    My Canadian descent-buddies.


    Clouds descend, giving an ominous sign for the return leg.

    We returned to the lodge and all tucked into a hearty breakfast (infinitely better than more pot noodles on Yushan), and began the descent. Sadly, the weather did not quite hold, and we were met with rain for the entire duration, drenches and bedraggled by the time we reached the gates of the park, a long few hours later.

    Next stop … Mount Fuji?

    Garama Wetlands

    Hold your horses, son! After all that exertion, I thought a more relaxing day should be on the cards, so I signed myself up for a trip down to the estuary region of Garama, to meet some of the primates native to the island. What could be nicer?

    Clearly, large groups of elderly Asian ladies feel the same way. It was therefore with a faint sinking sensation that I boarded the bus, and was joined by permed hair from Hong Kong, Korea and Australia. Sat at the front with my iPod blaring, I had a particularly satisfying hour or two of adolescent seat kicking before we arrived and were gently inserted into position on the boats, ready to penetrate the jungle. I was really, honestly, trying my best to hate the whole experience, but they were just so amusing to watch that I could not fail to break into smile.

    After a few minutes of cruising, we came across groups of ‘Big-Nose Monkeys’ (AKA Proboscis Monkeys) that were shy but fascinating to look at, and found only in Borneo; Silver Leaf Monkeys, who are smart enough to wash their hands before they eat; and some other sort of primate that I only remember being called ‘David Beckham Monkey’, because of its fetching Mohawk haircut.

    Top it off with some synchronised fireflies (the smallest in the world, apparently), and my day shuffling along with the geriatric jet-set was far from dull.


    Silver Leaf Monkey awaits dinner.


    Abandoned river houses.


    The Proboscis Monkeys were very shy, and essentially impossible to photograph … on the other hand, groups of boats filled with Chinese people taking photos of shy monkeys is much more fun.


    Reflections.


    We seemed to be in a very great rush to get back … but nothing phased my ladies!


    In the event of an emergency…

    Sipadan & Mabul

    Sipadan is one of the finest dive-spots in the world. Ostensibly to protect the fragile marine environment, the Malaysian government has seen fit to limit access to only 110 people per day, meaning an end to the possibility of staying on this jewel (although the kidnapping of a dozen tourists in 2000 by Filipino pirates surely played a role in this decision). Instead, most visitors stay at one of a number of locations in the vicinity. I opted to stay on Mabul – only slightly less perfect, sporting a much larger bar, and itself one of the best ‘muck diving‘ sites in the world.

    Turtles, normally a special treat on any dive, virtually littered the water. We would see three coming up for air, just suiting-up, in fact, on our night dive, one almost collided with me, and made a bolt for it between my legs. Nudibranchs, sharks, shape-shifting octopi … it had the lot.

    World-class diving was for once matched with world-class company (uninterested or detached dive buddies can ruin a perfectly good dive!), hailing from The States, Spain, The Netherlands and Australia. I was also very excited to be staying next door to Les Stroud and the National Geographic film crew, who were filming a documentary on sea gypsies, who still live in the area. We amused ourselves greatly with this entry in his website;

    “Stroud continues to forge new pathways as a prolific, creative force. He single-handedl
    y created, produced, wrote, filmed, hosted, edited and composed the theme music for the first two original, one-hour pilots for what would eventually become the hit Survivorman TV series.”

    But all eyes were on Sipadan. My ‘package’ included a single-day pass into the park, and I had to keep reminding myself just how lucky I was, just to get in; imagine all the people coming from all over the world, turned away by bad weather at the last moment. It was all worth it. Diving into the mouth of turtle cavern was one of the very best diving experiences of my life. As if from the set of a particularly camp pirate movie, there is a network of caves under the island, and carcasses of lost turtles pay testament to their final journey. I have never seen such clear, still water, and looking back out of the cavern was a spell-binding moment.

    Not my video, but you get the idea:

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    Stayin’ alive.


    Sipadan perfection.


    Silhouettes


    Just off the coast of Mabul – a converted oil rig that operates as a dive resort. Fun for about a day, I would imagine.


    Structures … seems to preserve valuable agricultural land, in Borneo the workers live on stilts above the water.


    Local industries.


    Devil in the details.


    Charismatic local kids.


    Messing around.


    Grins all around.


    The sun sets on some great days on Mabul and Sipadan.

    With any luck, I should be getting my hands on some actual pics of me diving soon, which I am looking forward to seeing a great deal!

    Kuala Lumpur

    The trip concluded with a rather hedonistic evening in Kuala Lumpur with photographer friend Fiona. Since it was my first trip, trotting off to check out the twin Petronas Towers was a must; and I found it more complete, both in concept and in execution, than Taipei 101. Drinks at Zouk, some good times at an impromptu ‘rave’, late-night snacks in China Town and staff rates at a suite in The Berjaya … and it looks like I’ll need to head back at some point!


    Petronas Towers (Canon Ixus 100)


    Petronas Towers (iPhone + Tiltshiftgen app) … as a result of this augmentation, my iPhone is now a more interesting creative tool than a ‘real’ camera.


    Out on the town.

  • Travelling Dick

    A rather unfortunate choice of font …

  • Playing with Wolfram Alpha


    Taipei to Cambridge

    Spending an hour or so playing with Wolfram Alpha – the new darling of the internet world. Google’s intellectual cousin? It doesn’t seem to impressed by many of my questions …

    Comparing Apples to Apples

    Hmmmm … will play with it some more some time.

  • Laos & Cambodia – Predux


    Getting some headspace on my ‘Data Holiday’ in Laos & Cambodia – and watching kids messing around in the Mekong River

    I just got back from ten days of exploring and generally running around Laos and Cambodia, and am feeling all the better for it. My self-imposed ban on all feeds digital, ‘e’, ‘i’, ‘www’ and mobile worked pretty well, and I will be doing this activity on a more regular basis in future – it’s just too easy for me to get caught up in all the pace and excitement of a thousand trillion bits of information all vying for your attention – and most of those bits being things I set up for myself.

    I have a big pile of photos to sort out, and some architecting (if that is a word) of my images. I took the plunge and bought a new camera (‘finally!’, I hear you say) – a Canon 5D, allowing me to gain free access to the lenses and toys of my flat mate’s 5D MkII – and have been shooting in ‘digital negative’ RAW. I am quite excited about the extra options this will give me, but a little unsure of how I want the workflow to operate, since iPhoto does not really help me too much in that respect. I am messing around with Adobe Lightroom, and I suppose I will be spending the next few weeks working out how I want my data to exist. One thing is for sure – my spacious 250 Gb internal hard drive that I bought six or so months ago is now 40 Gb from becoming full up, and shooting in RAW is going to knock that space out in a jiffy.

    Anyway – I’ll aim to pump out a bunch of images in the conventional fashion using iPhoto for the time being so I can get a full blog post up, and then perhaps use Flickr more for my artsy fartsy messing around with images. All very exciting.

  • Dopplr 2008

    I have been amusing myself over the past year with Web 2.0 darling Dopplr.com – essentially a set of tools to help plan, track, analyse and prod your travel, and allow you to see where fellow travelly friends are likely to be. It has taken quite some time to find anyone I know that uses it, but it has slowly grown into a nice thing that I believe has some potential, with a similar amount of interaction and intensity as Linked-In. This is actually an advantage in my view – I have a suspicion sites like Facebook that demand your everyday and immediate attention will fade as quickly as they appear. But I might be drastically wrong about that.


    My raumzeitgeist. Whatever that means.

    Along with the ‘social’ aspects of the site, it has some nice tools to make you feel guilty about the amount of carbon you are using (about 7500 kg for me in 2008 – oops!) and one or two fun toys, as you can see. We’ll see how it goes, but do connect to me if you can find me.

  • Taipei Taxi Accessories

    Taipei Taxis usually have some surprises up their sleeves, with multiple DVD players, karaoke systems, and imaginative nicotine delivery systems. Here are a couple of recent ones that made me smile sitting in the back listening to wailing Chinese pop music.


    This one was great – the guy had two cell phones that perfectly squeezed into the space between the steering wheel and the airbag (now that would really be speed dialing if he crashes). The fact that the other phone was a Sony Ericsson made me question which came first – the car or the phone? And what was on the screen when I got in after landing? – a 3G web site of flights landing at the airport.


    Slightly less practical, I admit – but why bother about being able to see out, when it is just so pretty!

  • Not Made in China

    There is quite a backlash against Chinese produce at the moment, and it is affecting the well-known scare stories like eggs and milk, but also spilling over into other products that I suppose the marketers believe can get some traction with. Hence, batteries; the sticker says “Not Made in China” (非中國: fei zhong guo).


    Made in Singapore, none the less – I didn’t even know they had any factories there.

  • Taipei Times – Dictionaries for Learning Chinese

    This month, I review two electronic learning aids developed for people learning Chinese. This time, however, they are produced by Asian companies.

    Read the reviews here:

    XCome Dictionary for Asus EeePC & Dr Eye Han Easy (html page) (pdf)

    Enjoy!