Tag: Funny

  • Murder on the Dancefloor

    My happy set of stereotypes for Chinese people has been challenged severely this year – but mainly because I have not seen any people ballroom dancing in the street or doing tai-chi (though admitedly I am rarely up early enough to appreciate that).

    However, I was delighted to see (though not hear – it was horrible) a pair of dancers in the Jhongshao Fuxing area kicking up their heels. Though perhaps that is rather an overstatement – the male lead looked more like he was delivering the post, such was the energy and passion.


    He ain’t Patrick

  • Lost in Translation

    I was asked to appear in an advert by a friend last week. I could not turn it down as it sounded pertty hilarious and worth the extra money. In the end it turns out it was for Philips Home Theatre systems. Being ordered around in Chinese was massively confusing and I kept on trying not to say ‘Suntory Time’ – just like Bill Murray. For reference, I was supposd to be a jazzy dude listening to a band in his living room…. I think I was more ‘twat in a hat.’


    Work it baby

  • Saying Goodbye

    It had been a fantastic, fantastic week with my parents here – I really appreciated their visit.

    We had a very relaxing train ride back to Taipei and followed it up with a rather splendid curry at my local joint – surprisingly good. I walked them up to their hotel along the river and we said a rather wrenching goodbye. I had just got used to having them around and all of a sudden they were going again, which was simply not fair.


    Goodbye from HsinSiang Station and Taiwan!

  • Taiwan Elections

    Taiwanese politics is usually better known internationally for its petty fist fights in parliment, but this week saw the Legislative Yuan voted in (I understand it as the equivalent of the Senate in the US). Michael wrote a much better piece on the subject and spent time taking lots of photos. Therefore, I will point you towards his site instead! Enjoy.

    Michael’s Election Pages

    Images of the Election

    Another week, another fist fight

    Electioneering, Taiwan-style

  • Feline Fine

    My cat-related theme is continuing this week, it seems. Whilst shopping for blinky techno things I got sidetracked by this bag that someone was carrying … and it had a cat in it (hard to appreciate, I know). They were of course very proud of their little moggy, though I am not sure what the cat thought…



    Especially for Bianca…

  • The funniest people in Taiwan

    Some of the names of people I have met, names I have heard, or names I have seen are simply astonishing in their originality and vision. This is a summary of my favourites:

    Adolf

    Angle

    Asterix

    Audi

    Ball

    Bighead

    Bluck

    Bossism

    Cupid

    Dodo

    Dog

    Dolphin

    Dracula

    Dreck

    Ear

    Echo

    Electric

    Element

    Eleven

    Elfex

    Enigma

    Forever

    King Horny

    Lover

    Loyal

    Marijuana

    Moses

    Mountain

    Mouse

    Muscle

    Penguin

    Pop

    Popkiller

    Porch

    Poseidon

    Prairie

    Putin

    Shadow

    Style

    Sweet

    Sword

    TiTi

    Unicorn

    Urania

    Variable

    This is a work in progress, so expect it to develop over time!

  • Familiarity Breeds Contempt

    I simply had to take a photo of a cup of tea I had the other day. As you can see from the top it says: “Familiarity Breeds Contempt” …



    Familiarity Breeds Contempt – I think they thought it meant ‘content’

  • Model Shop Boyz

    I visited the model shop today to get my phone model ironed out. As ever (and this only seems to happen to me) it turned into an episode that of course everyone in the office found hilarious. It brought back delightful memories of my previous visit to Sun Li – which you can see here.

    So I rock up to meet Adam at Che John Models (who is alarmingly non – Taiwanese in immediately expressing his views without holding back) and we cruise out to a really rather nice wee Italian restaurant where I have the very best Lasagne I have eaten in Taiwan so far (ie: bad). We shoot the breeze for a while and go back to discuss business. Before we got into it he showed me around and introduced me to the team of model shop workers, who immediately took an intense interest in me and fed me a pile of betel nuts. These things are common place on the streets of Taiwan – the “betel nut girls” post is a post for another time, though.

    Anyway, they fed me a couple of these things. You bite the end off, chuck it in your mouth and chew away. You spit out the horrific blood-red expectorant and continue chewing, and after a while you get a pretty strong hit of nicotine and this coincided with beginning to discuss the details of my proposal. A spinning world does not help in this and I think I approved all the short cuts they suggested – very smart of them, eh. They then presented me with a large pile of porn and suggested I take it before also giving me a book of fake blank Taxi receipts that I could make some nice money from. I managed to escape at this point with only sporadic feelings of weightlessness and gentle involuntary acrobatics.

    Perhaps I will make the following week my ‘Betel Nut Special’ – Markus is planning a Betel nut party for his birthday – it promises to be… blinky.

  • We Reach for the Sky. Neither Does Civilisation.

    One of the most distinctive aspects of life out here is the transport. A day never passes without seeing something head-shaking strange. It could be a fork lift truck on the motorway, glass being transported by bike, food vending machines on the back of motorbikes… I have an ever-growing list of strange observations, but for now this is a wee summary.



    So above, we have 1. heavily modified scooter for disabled access, 2. & 3. ingenious parking methods and 4. SCOOTER ENGLISH which is a great hobby to have in Taipei as the tag lines on the sides of scooters make you stumble for superlatives.

  • The Bright Lights of Taipei

    This week I have made a concerted effort to get back into exercise – it is too easy on this island to slip into a routine of staying until ever more impossible hours at the office.

    Tonight, while riding on my way home from the gym at work I spotted an old man selling disco lights by the side of the freeway. I had to stop, and to make it extra-Taiwanese the Lau Ban got on the phone as soon as I turned up.



    Disco Fever

    It also reminds me of a couple of other recent photos, or at least June! These are from near my house where a guy was selling lamps on the street.



    ‘Ave you got a light, boy?

    And finally, a rather nice effect outide on of my local bars along Jhongshan N Road (Bat 75).



    Happy trees